

10.5 Having to wear tights/dance belt
10 Having to wear tights/dance belt that are TOO tight
9. Getting spit on by opera singers (They spit a lot when they sing. I mean GALLONS.)
8. An opera singer does something completing unrehearsed on stage (It’s okay, they‘re only acting.)
7. Singing along with forty other men in the chorus and having the conductor stop rehearsal because you sound so bad that he can hear you (never ever sing if you’re a super)
6. Making a blind entrance through a door and standing directly in front of the soprano while she is singing her aria. (This one could end your career as a super) 

5. Choking on a piece of candy on stage during a 12 minute aria (Never eat on stage…EVER.)

3. Having your prop gun NOT shoot on cue (Don’t just yell “BANG.” They will only laugh.)
2. Having a twenty-second quick change (Quick changes almost always involve some degree of public nudity.)
1. Having to lift/carry/catch/throw an opera singer (They are not always the lightest people in the world—those high notes take a lot of muscle!—and supers ALWAYS have to lift/carry/catch/throw them.)